I Hate Elfie: And Why You Should Too

I know you’re raising a family and you want your kids to “keep their innocence.” Be honest with yourself though, do you love that thing? I hate everything he represents. He’s creepy and too much work. However, I must admit, whoever came up with it, is a freaking genius. If I was the inventor, I would be laughing all the way to the bank. I think I’m going to invent a miniature me for your finances—kind of like Elfie, but let’s call him Little Armani. I want you to put me on your mantel to remind you of all the crap you shouldn’t buy. Little Armani, the doll version of me, could actually choke Elfie.